One of the circuit's greatest treasures for a few decades now, alternative comedy hero Simon Munnery's latest creation is La Concepta, "an exclusive non-dining restaurant that offers eight non-diners at a time, all the rigmarole of haute cuisine without the shame of eating".

Note that this show takes place 5 minutes walk from Soho Theatre; pick your tickets up from the theatre then you'll be given directions to the show. There are several performances of this show each night.