Just trying to think what sandwich Dan Antopolski would be, were he to be a sandwich.

Let's see: he's a very popular comic, a safe pair of hands, so perhaps that's cheddar; there's a kinda intangible oddness to his act, so maybe beetroot?; he's quite silly, in a good way – that's your gherkin, right there; he's of Polish origin so let's place him on a slice of Polish rye. Oh and he's a fun guy, too, so – HA! – how about a bit of mushr (STOOOOOOP – bad pun Ed.)

Yeah fair enough. Here's a big fun rap Dan has put together starring a whole bunch of comics including Lucy Porter, Tom Deacon, Carl Donnelly and Tiernan Douieb.

Black pepperrrr, black pepperrrrr.